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Harley qoutes
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:17 amby mark1
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:53 amby smithy5
That's harsh...... 98% of Harleys ever built are still on the road
The other 2% made it home
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:24 pmby bonester
Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirtbag...
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a tampon?
A: At least the tampon comes with a towrope....
Re: Harley qoutes
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:37 pmby mick_dundee
Buying a Harley is like buying McDonalds, would you like baffles with that?
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:58 pmby Nelso
Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
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Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:19 pmby MAXUMIS
Nelso wrote:Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
LOl that's hard to beat ,Harley Davidson.For the try hard's that wished they were tough .
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Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:08 pmby Gav
Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
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Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:25 pmby dickfaber
nothing says 'mid life crisis' better than harley davidson
harley davidson, where custom means you can look like every other try hard cock
harley, from the land that time forgot
"so we're taking the harley?"
"corners, where we're going, we cant use corners!"
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Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:58 pmby smithy5
Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
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Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:51 amby andyf
$30k for an anchor with no bloody boat
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Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:56 pmby Tack
Every Harley now comes with a ute. ( to tow it home when it brakes down)
Harleys' either have an oil leak or no oil in them.
Not many people know that the original Harley engine was used to drive water pumps which officially makes all Harleys farm implements. (However they are less reliables than a horse but they do have the same steering and brakes)
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Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:08 pmby Gav
smithy5 wrote:Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
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How you going growing the handlebar mow mate.
Re: Harley qoutes
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Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:22 pmby BrettZZR
I got my kid a toy Harley for Christmas. You wind it up and...
... it leaks oil for ten minutes!
(-8
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Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:04 pmby kaneg
My favourite is the road sign which says:
SPEED LIMIT 70km/h
Harley riders, just do your best
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Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:16 amby Mitch
What does a Harley and a cattle dog have in common?
They spend most of their life in the back of a ute!