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Harley qoutes

Postby mark1 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:17 am

Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby smithy5 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:53 am

That's harsh...... 98% of Harleys ever built are still on the road :o


































The other 2% made it home :lol:
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Postby bonester » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:24 pm

Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The position of the dirtbag...

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a tampon?

A: At least the tampon comes with a towrope.... :lol:
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby mick_dundee » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:37 pm

Buying a Harley is like buying McDonalds, would you like baffles with that?
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Postby Nelso » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:58 pm

Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
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Postby MAXUMIS » Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Nelso wrote:Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.

LOl that's hard to beat ,Harley Davidson.For the try hard's that wished they were tough .
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby Gav » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:08 pm

Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
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Postby dickfaber » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:25 pm

nothing says 'mid life crisis' better than harley davidson


harley davidson, where custom means you can look like every other try hard cock


harley, from the land that time forgot


"so we're taking the harley?"
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Postby smithy5 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:58 pm

Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.

This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby andyf » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:51 am

$30k for an anchor with no bloody boat
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby Tack » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:56 pm

Every Harley now comes with a ute. ( to tow it home when it brakes down)

Harleys' either have an oil leak or no oil in them.

Not many people know that the original Harley engine was used to drive water pumps which officially makes all Harleys farm implements. (However they are less reliables than a horse but they do have the same steering and brakes)
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby Gav » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:08 pm

smithy5 wrote:
Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.

This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby BrettZZR » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:22 pm

I got my kid a toy Harley for Christmas. You wind it up and...

... it leaks oil for ten minutes!

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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby kaneg » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:04 pm

My favourite is the road sign which says:

SPEED LIMIT 70km/h
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Re: Harley qoutes

Postby Mitch » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:16 am

What does a Harley and a cattle dog have in common?

They spend most of their life in the back of a ute!
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