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Postby kaneg » Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:43 am

Had a call from a telemarketer on Friday who was selling funeral insurance.
I've listened to his "spill", he then asked if he can get one of his agents to give me a follow up call this week? I said , no thanks.
He insisted that I should have this thing....
I said no again, but said I've had a few questions for him, he said OK :twisted:
I asked where are you calling from? He said India
I've asked have you always lived there? He said, yes, this life
I've asked, how about the last life? He said lived and died in England.
I've then asked him if he was happy? he said yes.
My next question was: did you have funeral insurance in the last life? he said NO.
I've commented then : and you're happy :) he said yes

I've said " I rest my case :twisted:

He said: POINT TAKEN, :lol: :lol:
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Re: telemarketer,

Postby fireyrob » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:00 am

:lol:
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Re: telemarketer,

Postby tim » Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:55 pm

The question is Pete - true story or joke?
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Re: telemarketer,

Postby kaneg » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:30 pm

True Tim, I swear..
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Re: telemarketer,

Postby smithy5 » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:57 pm

Nice work Pete
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Re: telemarketer,

Postby laidback » Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:45 pm

hehehe...on ya Pete. :kuda:
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