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Postby Lone Wolf » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:08 pm

Finally, some useful research!!
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Postby MickLC » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:16 pm

What research? I can't seem to see anything about research at all in that picture ;)
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Postby Aussie Ninja » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:55 pm

I wonder what bikes will be like in 2100.
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Postby Neka79 » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:20 pm

Aussie Ninja wrote:I wonder what bikes will be like in 2100.


ummmu MUST be gay??
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Postby hoffy » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:27 pm

I will subscribe to this theory and get back to you all on the outcome.

BTW those girls are so hot !
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Postby Aussie Ninja » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:13 pm

Neka79 wrote:
Aussie Ninja wrote:I wonder what bikes will be like in 2100.


ummmu MUST be gay??


By rights I should be dead by 2100. Unless I do an awful lot of oogling. :P
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Postby mohawk miss » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:34 am

Look like they need to eat a hamburger to me.

There was some research done on Playboy and Penthouse models, and the result was that men supposedly want centrefolds to looks like teenage boys ie, no hips, no waist, no bum, no curves.
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Postby Lone Wolf » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:37 am

mohawk miss wrote:Look like they need to eat a hamburger to me.

There was some research done on Playboy and Penthouse models, and the result was that men supposedly want centrefolds to looks like teenage boys ie, no hips, no waist, no bum, no curves.


Bugger that!!
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Postby MickLC » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:28 pm

mohawk miss wrote:Look like they need to eat a hamburger to me.

There was some research done on Playboy and Penthouse models, and the result was that men supposedly want centrefolds to looks like teenage boys ie, no hips, no waist, no bum, no curves.


Hahaha have a look at any of the centrefolds that men actually look at and you'll see they are nothing like that description...men like curves. The image of no hips, no waist, no bum, no curves is one that comes from what women's fashion idealise
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Postby ProblemChild » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:01 pm

i dont think there would be too many cases of heart disease amongst the male population of this club :?: :shock:
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Postby photomike666 » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:13 pm

A UK TV show put thsi theory to test a few years ago. Two sets of twins. Two female twins sat topless and one male twin watched them. The other male twin was behind a screen and couldn't see the girlies, instead he had to excercise.

After 1/2 hour the twin excercising had a much higher heart rate, was far more sweaty and seem a little put out that he didn't get to see the boobies.
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Postby Neka79 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:04 pm

photomike666 wrote:A UK TV show put thsi theory to test a few years ago. Two sets of twins. Two female twins sat topless and one male twin watched them. The other male twin was behind a screen and couldn't see the girlies, instead he had to excercise.

After 1/2 hour the twin excercising had a much higher heart rate, was far more sweaty and seem a little put out that he didn't get to see the boobies.

haha brainiac!!

that was a cool show....

and i for one dont go much on teenage boys..give me curves ne day!!
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Postby mohawk miss » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:55 am

have a look at any of the centrefolds that men actually look at



Well, I do, and what I see are anorexic stick insects with artificial boobs. If they were 5 kilos heavier they probably would have real boobs, and look healthier.

(I have a bigger porn stash than the Honda Rider :oops: :lol: )

I thought it was interesting research, given that Marilyn Monroe, one of the first centrefolds and idealised female, was an australian size 16-18. Now the average size shown is an 8.

Now you know why I didnt post any pics in the Hot Riders Thread!! :D
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Postby MickLC » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:29 am

mohawk miss wrote:
have a look at any of the centrefolds that men actually look at



Well, I do, and what I see are anorexic stick insects with artificial boobs. If they were 5 kilos heavier they probably would have real boobs, and look healthier.

(I have a bigger porn stash than the Honda Rider :oops: :lol: )

I thought it was interesting research, given that Marilyn Monroe, one of the first centrefolds and idealised female, was an australian size 16-18. Now the average size shown is an 8.

Now you know why I didnt post any pics in the Hot Riders Thread!! :D


hmmmm I must be looking at the wrong porn, maybe I need to do some more research :twisted:

...with regard to Marilyn Monroe, there's a picture at a local cafe of her lifting some dumbells while 'scantily' clad....very nice 8)
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Postby Lone Wolf » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:37 am

mohawk miss wrote:Now the average size shown is an 8.


Hmm, no thanks. Not enough meat on that.


having said that, beggers can't afford to be fussy
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