Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:43 pm
Joe received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Joe. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and
I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Joe, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in that said: Damn autocorrect.
I meant "wifi",not "wife".