Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:17 am
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
Re: Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:53 am
That's harsh...... 98% of Harleys ever built are still on the road 
The other 2% made it home
The other 2% made it home
Re: Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:24 pm
Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The position of the dirtbag...
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a tampon?
A: At least the tampon comes with a towrope....
A: The position of the dirtbag...
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a tampon?
A: At least the tampon comes with a towrope....
Re: Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:37 pm
Buying a Harley is like buying McDonalds, would you like baffles with that?
Re: Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:58 pm
Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
Re: Harley qoutes
Sat Aug 24, 2013 5:19 pm
Nelso wrote:Harley Davidson: yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
LOl that's hard to beat ,Harley Davidson.For the try hard's that wished they were tough .
Re: Harley qoutes
Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:08 pm
Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
Re: Harley qoutes
Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:25 pm
nothing says 'mid life crisis' better than harley davidson
harley davidson, where custom means you can look like every other try hard cock
harley, from the land that time forgot
"so we're taking the harley?"
"corners, where we're going, we cant use corners!"
harley davidson, where custom means you can look like every other try hard cock
harley, from the land that time forgot
"so we're taking the harley?"
"corners, where we're going, we cant use corners!"
Re: Harley qoutes
Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:58 pm
Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
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Re: Harley qoutes
Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:51 am
$30k for an anchor with no bloody boat
Re: Harley qoutes
Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:56 pm
Every Harley now comes with a ute. ( to tow it home when it brakes down)
Harleys' either have an oil leak or no oil in them.
Not many people know that the original Harley engine was used to drive water pumps which officially makes all Harleys farm implements. (However they are less reliables than a horse but they do have the same steering and brakes)
Harleys' either have an oil leak or no oil in them.
Not many people know that the original Harley engine was used to drive water pumps which officially makes all Harleys farm implements. (However they are less reliables than a horse but they do have the same steering and brakes)
Re: Harley qoutes
Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:08 pm
smithy5 wrote:Gav wrote:Harley Davidson.Where you can get around with all the Harley Davidson gear on..Belt..shirt..boots..vest...and people still think you're a cock.
This guy is half cock and half awesome..............
How you going growing the handlebar mow mate.
Re: Harley qoutes
Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:22 pm
I got my kid a toy Harley for Christmas. You wind it up and...
... it leaks oil for ten minutes!
(-8
... it leaks oil for ten minutes!
(-8
Re: Harley qoutes
Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:04 pm
My favourite is the road sign which says:
SPEED LIMIT 70km/h
Harley riders, just do your best
SPEED LIMIT 70km/h
Harley riders, just do your best
Re: Harley qoutes
Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:16 am
What does a Harley and a cattle dog have in common?
They spend most of their life in the back of a ute!
They spend most of their life in the back of a ute!