Goodbye y'all...........

Apparently the world ends tonight at 10:11 pm when we're getting smacked into by a planet called Nibiru. I read it on the interwebs so it must be true. What a pisser, i didnt even get to use my new Milwaukee drill that Im getting for Xmas ..........now where the hell is my aluminum hat.

Work could be busy. Might go sick tonight

Maybe a good idea if I rushed out and get one of these...

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Good on ya Mayans for predicting the last day of the world to be the last day of work before most of us take a holiday - pricks give us a few days off!!!

Just been advised that I will saved and I have been given my special instructions for later this evening.

Something about being required to re populate the new world, due to superior this and superior that. Not sure what it all means, but i'm just happy to help any way I can......

......and I presume from now on no one will have proper names they'll be all known as smithy6,7,8 etc?

The world may be ending, but there is no way I'm risking impregnation at my place!

I thought you were working on a WattieWattie tribe.

Thats gold mate. Love the look on your cats face..

Rumor has it that aliens will descend and collect men with large penises....

I'm very much looking forward to a ride on their spaceship.

Sorry to bring logic into this discussion but....

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......and I presume from now on no one will have proper names they'll be all known as smithy6,7,8 etc?

yeah...right

all them other ones are NOT my progeny!

A bird just flew into my house and my dog started to bark. It just started.....

Haha