Best Movie Lines

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

Leon Phelps. The Ladies Man

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

The Holly Grail.

"it isnt massive, its not massive is it. Its not massive. People use that word dont they, I tell you what word people use all the time, unbelievable. ooooh you cant use that word can you? unbelievable. When a man, Ive said this before, when a man eats his own head, I will then hold my hands up and say, right, that is unbelievable, because I cant believe a man can eat his own head"

Guy Martin. TT Closer to the edge,

Life's a garden, Dig it.

Joe Dirt (2001)

My all time fave from Pulp Fiction -
Tarantino - I can't believe this is the same car!
Keitel - Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.

Life of Brian - the whole bit from
Are you the Judean People's front? onwards.

Can't rember if it was Platoon of Full Metal Jacket -
She say no boom boom with soul brother... too buku.

Apocalypse Now -
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING, you know that smell, that gasoline smell? It smells like.... Victory.

& Red Dave's Rossi line from the opening of Faster.

I'm going steady and I French kiss.....Daddy says I'm the best at it

Vacation

"Hey little one, would you like a sweetie?"

Vickus Vandemere - District 9

Sarg - My guts are hangin out coop;
Coop - just push em back in then;
Sarg - they're not gonna fuckin fit!

Dog Soldiers

Not a movie but;

I'm gonna drink all the drink, smoke all the smoke and fuck every whore in the city!

Titus Pullo - Rome

Lori: There's a shit on the floor!
Ted: Or, or, or, maybe the floor is on the shit.

Ted... movie.

Humphry Bogart to Peter Lorre in the Maltese Falcon "when you're slapped you'll take it and like it"

Tombstone:
" Forgive me Johnny i forgot you were there, you may go now."
" Must be a peach of a hand "

Snatch:
"You'll stay till the jobs done"
" Two minutes Turkish"

Lock stock and two smoking barrels:
" armed, armed with what? Oh i dont know bad breath, worse humour, feather dusters, Guns you TIT! "

"We got a black hawk down, we got a black hawk down!"

"We're on a mission from god!"

In you worst Cuban accent
"Say hello to my leeetttlle friend" Pacino Scarface