What really, really, really, really pissed me off

Geeze Im so pissed off!" moaned Hone..
"what happened?"asked Tom..
"well I met this bootiful wahine," said Hone,"she took me back to her pad..we stripped off,jumped into bed & we were just about to get it on,when her goddam husband walked in the front door!..so I had to hoof it out the window & hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"..
"Gee thats tough," said Tom..
"no shit," said Hone
"but thats not what really got me pissed!..when her hubby came into the room,he said 'hey great..ur naked already..I'll just take a leak'..and damned if the son-of-a-bitch didnt piss out the window,right on top of my head!"..
"Farr!" said Tom shaking his head,"no wonder you're shitty!"..

"Yeah but I havent told u what really really got to me," said Hone,"nxt I had to listen to them grunting &groaning away..& when they finished,the dirty bastard threw his condom outta the window..& where does it land..on my god dam forehead!"..
"far out!" said Tom,"that really sux!"..

"oh Im not finished," he said,"see what really,really,really pissed me off was when the hubby had to take a dump,it turns out their toilet was broken,so he stuck his ass out the window &let loose right on my head!"..
"Shit!" said Tom,"that would sure fcuk my day up!"..

"Yeah yeah," moaned Hone,"but what REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY pissed me off was when I looked down..and saw my goddam feet were only 6 inches off the goddam ground!"