Only in mt druitt

Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:46 pm

Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:52 pm

Explorers tried to climb Mt Druit,

but they got mugged at base camp. :lol:

Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:00 pm

What's the difference between a boy and a Mt Druitt girl?

Mt Druitt girl has a higher sperm count.

What's the most confusing day in mt duitt?

Fathers day

Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:43 pm

Lol...its sooo true as well.

Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:05 pm

What does a Mt Druitt girl use for protection during sex ?

a bus shelter.

2 kids are in the backseat of a car in Mt Druitt, and the radio is not playing any music. Who is driving ?

the local Sgt.

What does a Mt Druitt P-plater call duct tape ?

chrome

What is the difference between a Mt Druitt chick and a Coogee Beach chick ?

The Coogee Beach chick says you can
The Mt Druitt chick says you all can

Wh do Mt Druitt chicks love it doggie style ?

so she and her boyfriend can watch WWF at the same time.

What's the most used pick-up line used in Mt Druitt ??

nice tooth ! :kuda:

How many Mt Druitt kids does it take to eat road-kill ??

2 - one to eat and one to watch for cars.

Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:15 pm

Geez, harsh. :shock:

Spoken like a local eh

Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:18 pm

A Mt druitt girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the assessor

"Ten" replies the Mt druitt girl,

"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?"

"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Mt druitt girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.

"That's easy," says the Mt druitt girl... "I just use their surnames"