Goose Of The Week...

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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/s ... 6246845413

Poor women!

I can't tell if that's a Ferrari or a Hyundai?

I can't tell if that's a Ferrari or a Hyundai?

or is that a Ferundai...

" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

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" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"

" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

Toolspeak for

" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"

Glen your fully fu*'n rasist bro. Its skips like use that give us fully sik bros bad names.

Not so much racist but I do like my Stereotypes........and Fat Pizza

He could've been heading home after a drive by so I'd best be careful.

" Swerved to miss an oncoming car"

Toolspeak for

" Oh my god mate, I was on da phone to my fully sik bro when all of a sudden theres was a corner and i mished it. I could not believe it, then those stupid bitches were standing there so I aimed at them so I did not scratch my fully sick paint on their dumb bitch pieice of shit car mate. It's OK though my cousin Habib did the cut and shut for me so he'll be able to fix it up so it's fully hectic again"

hehehe

got it in one...

Fuck...what's wrong with you Hoffy. After all, who hasn't biffed their Ferrari/Porsche/Lambo when chatting up some lush babe while on the mobile. I've forgotten how many times i've done it!

I thought you were going to post up about that poor prick who got charged with manslaughter when a mate he was towing from his car fell off his skateboard, smacked his head and died. I still reckon they should leave the poor kid alone. FFS, his mate was the daredevil who wanted to do it, I can't see how the kid is due a manslaughter charge?? I hope it get's thrown out of court by a realistic magistrate who once was a kid too.

Fuk Marty, have u got dimentia ya old karrn, u keep changing subject..