Rant away.....

No Tim, the roundabout did exist for at least 10 years, they simply "added" to it

Thats so funny, last time I was in Brisbane I was just saying that same thing....
they have a roundabout near the airport....with lights doesn't that defeat the purpose ffs

When young mothers leave their kids with you for a few hours or a half a day and upon return the first thing they ask :

DID YOU MISS ME????

not

did you have fun? OR did you enjoy yourself ? OR what did you do ? OR what was the best part ? OR.......

WTF

You need to go for a ride Pete....

Thanks for my gear last week too awesome service mate as always

to old mate at work who believes his old cbr 600 is better than my new zx6r your a good smoker!!
reckons his cbr was ''40kg lighter, 20% more power and 8' more lean angle" righto chops whatever you reckon but it was haulin your fat ass on it so my 250 would have been quicker

What about a boss who talks about shit for 7 hr's out of eight.
He tells the same story 2000 different ways in that 7 hrs and then has the gall to say "have you done such and such" yet?
Meanwhile the entire time he is yakking all I can think of is how much I would
like to smack his fucken face in with a brick

Amen to that.........I have the same boss. I must have heard all his AFL stories 15 time each. Also while I'm trying to work he wants to know how "Ansestory.com" works, wants me to proof read his email so he doesn't look like an idiot then turns around and ups me for not getting my work done.....

Rant over

What about a boss who talks about shit for 7 hr's out of eight.
He tells the same story 2000 different ways in that 7 hrs and then has the gall to say "have you done such and such" yet?
Meanwhile the entire time he is yakking all I can think of is how much I would
like to smack his fucken face in with a brick

Amen to that.........I have the same boss. I must have heard all his AFL stories 15 time each. Also while I'm trying to work he wants to know how "Ansestory.com" works, wants me to proof read his email so he doesn't look like an idiot then turns around and ups me for not getting my work done.....

Rant over

Criss-Cross?

Where did you get my name from??

Just watched Transformers 3 with our grand daughter who is 11...................


I, so need a drink.......



She asked me afterwords if I liked it? WTF do you say ?


I see you guys in the drunk room shortly

Just to add some more fire to the imperial/metric fire,
this also explains why pop rivets are sized in 4.8mm, 6.4mm and 9.5mm.






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Tonight I had a call from this fella (mo fo really), who said to me after a bit of a pause:

Godd evening Sir, it's Darren here from Telstra, we are in fact on-sellers of the service (pakistani accent I think)

may I aks who am I speaking to?

I say: you called me, shouldn't at least know who you calling?

I hate f@*kwits who wire trailers and have no idea what they are doing...all sorts of different coloured wires and lights don't work.

Easier to full the whole lot out and start again.

When the F*&K did the word "please" Vanish from the english language??? If you ask for something from me say Please you rude ignorant CARNTS!!!!!

When the F*&K did the word "please" Vanish from the english language??? If you ask for something from me please say "Please" you rude ignorant CARNTS!!!!!

There fixed it for ya...

Please read on

Today I have special hate day for bureaucrats

Banking with the Westpac Bank has it's challenges. Today we received a letter stating that a payment form a customer has been reversed. Had a look on our online account and found that on the 5th we received payment from this particular customer, thus we have send him his goods.( He has made a direct deposit into our account .) So far so good....

On the 7th however they have reversed the payment

When we called the bank explaining the situation, their answer was, that since the customers cheque has bounced to them, we had to contact the customer and get paid by him properly

We said , to this bureaucrat on the phone, you've got to be kiddin' we acted on the information you gave us ( on the 5th), so you stuffed, it you fix it....SIMPLE




ps, Joy had to make the call as I have no tolerance whatsoever toward pinheads..