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How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby DMonkey » Sun May 01, 2011 6:43 pm

There is nothing like the thrill of the wind in your hair and your chick on the back of your bike.



How to put the spark back into your relationship.....
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Torquewrench » Sun May 01, 2011 6:46 pm

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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby dutchy » Sun May 01, 2011 7:08 pm

WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby h.b.bear » Sun May 01, 2011 7:20 pm

dutchy wrote:WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:


I think its beyond the point of any suspension adjustments :shock: wouldnt take much to chuck a mono thou :lol:
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby MrFaulty » Mon May 02, 2011 10:54 am

I may be a bit superficial, but in the interest of the health of my bike - I was going to say Id push her off but she wouldn't get near it in the first place!
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby seiko1 » Mon May 02, 2011 12:58 pm

To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby robracer » Mon May 02, 2011 1:01 pm

seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D

:lol: was just thinking that
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby DMonkey » Mon May 02, 2011 1:31 pm

robracer wrote:
seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D

:lol: was just thinking that


Hahah totally didn't pick up on that, still funny :)
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Jonno » Mon May 02, 2011 1:49 pm

seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D


And what do you know about fast :P
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby seiko1 » Mon May 02, 2011 6:24 pm

Jonno wrote:
seiko1 wrote:To get those sparks he would have to be going in reverse awfully fast :D


And what do you know about fast :P

I'm fast at answering sms's...... ;)
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Jonno » Tue May 03, 2011 12:24 am

Your slow at sending the fukers...

I Left Wakefield Park at 3pm yesterday and got home at 10am, couldnt sleep for a while. just woke up now, lets PARTY, I will be around shortly :twisted: :kuda:

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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby budgienutz » Tue May 03, 2011 6:20 pm

That poor bike would be hurtin
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Nosferatu » Tue May 03, 2011 6:37 pm

Isn't there a load limit on bike sub frames? Something along the lines of 180kg? On the upside though, at least they're wearing sunnies. Don't want to hurt your eye's in the event of a fall :shock: :lol:
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Phantom » Wed May 04, 2011 4:46 am

dutchy wrote:WTF! :shock:

I'm assuming the sparks are shopped in. I am wondering if he has made the proper adjustments to the suspension to counter the wieght of his pillion. :lol:


The proper adjustment would be; put a mack truck spring around the back shock and screw the extension clicker all the way
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Re: How to put the spark back into your relationship.....

Postby Jonno » Wed May 04, 2011 9:40 am

Internet dating, it is not all that it seems.


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