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He likes the Sea

Postby seiko1 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:26 am

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Postby hoffy » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:27 am

Shssshh ya dikhed !! :lol:
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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby Strika » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:47 am

How's this, I've scoffed 2 endones, an oxycontin and Fa value and I'm wired. Can't sleep? I reckon it must be the steroids they have me on for the joint inflammation. Cause my Cockatoo ha shrunk too. It Fucking tiny now. I can actually wrap one hand completely around it. Or maybe it's the four lines of coke my mate made me Hoover up this arvo?. Shit Fuck it, I'll just run downstairs n blow this huge spliff. That should balance things out.
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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby seiko1 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:51 am

Strika wrote:How's this, I've scoffed 2 endones, an oxycontin and Fa value and I'm wired. Can't sleep? I reckon it must be the steroids they have me on for the joint inflammation. Cause my Cockatoo ha shrunk too. It Fucking tiny now. I can actually wrap one hand completely around it. Or maybe it's the four lines of coke my mate made me Hoover up this arvo?. Shit Fuck it, I'll just run downstairs n blow this huge spliff. That should balance things out.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :shock:
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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby seiko1 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:10 am

I bet there are a few sore head's around here this morning ;)
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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby seiko1 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:36 am

Hahahaha, thanks for changing to joke and amusment thread....
but it was originally in the general discussion on purpose......
I simply self moderated one of my post's :shock: :D
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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby Possum » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:38 pm

seiko1 wrote:Hahahaha, thanks for changing to joke and amusment thread....
but it was originally in the general discussion on purpose......
I simply self moderated one of my post's :shock: :D


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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby seiko1 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:02 pm

Possum wrote:
seiko1 wrote:Hahahaha, thanks for changing to joke and amusment thread....
but it was originally in the general discussion on purpose......
I simply self moderated one of my post's :shock: :D


Your a dick... :roll:
...and dont be surprised when you open your card this weekend old man :lol: :lol:

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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby Possum » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:57 pm

seiko1 wrote: Old Man? :cry: :(

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Re: He likes the Sea

Postby Jonno » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:39 pm

way to little
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