Old man @ the shoe shop

Took the old man to the shoe shop in westfield's the other day, his 79.

He got hungry so we decided to get a bite to eat in the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager next too him.

This teenager had spiked hair that was green, red, orange and blue.

The old man wouldn't stop staring at him.

The teenager found that he was staring the whole time.

I guess the teenager had enough, approached him and sarcastically said;

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my old man, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his responce; knowing he would have a good one.

In his classic style without breaking eye contact.

"Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock, I was just wondering whether you're my son"

Gold

love it!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CLASSIC!!

bought a tear to my eye...

Vedy Gooood......

funny joke but the colourful peacocks are actually male !!

The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl.

There ya go.


Reminds me of that joke about how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb.....

:lol:

The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl.

There ya go.

Ok Mr Cocky

damn so funny, i almost peed my pants.

I must have missed this one. That is friggin hilarious!!