Inappropriate behaviour refresher course (Tim)

Bloke in a night club sees a big fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks;

"Have you got a pen?"

She looks up and smiled and says;

"Yes"

"Well" he says; "you'd better piss off back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".

5/10

5/10

You must have missed the Indian Taxi driver one....
Last week I think it was

Yeah I didn't see it... I'll go find it

Gold mate

Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Is that about me?

Not sure

Daina is out training now she said she doesnt want to get fat.

My Missus went for a bath and then a Nanny nap after the climb on Satuday

Best pickup line ever!