Just Good For A Laugh

Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:06 pm

1. Just had my registration to an on line dating agency rejected. One of the questions was, "what do you like in a woman" apparently MY COCK is not an acceptable answer.

2. Man lying in bed after sex with his new Thai wife. She keeps stroking his cock.
He says: do you like my cock that much? She says: "no I just miss mine

2. A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer 2 cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. "How come ur sweating?" He asks.
The parrot replies "Do u know how f**in hard it is 2 open the legs of a frozen chicken"!

3. Man comes home & catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus said , 'fucking carry on like that pal and u wont have any mates left.

4. I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i need at least 24 hours experience with a retard... So i was wondering 'you wanna hang out tomorrow?'

5. Just a reminder that tomorrow is "Hug a Retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you!

:lol:

Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:57 pm

Haha, some goodens there mikey :lol:

Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:41 pm

Mikey84 wrote:1. Just had my registration to an on line dating agency rejected. One of the questions was, "what do you like in a woman" apparently MY COCK is not an acceptable answer.

Similar....

Q. What do you see in her?
A. Me!

Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:43 pm

Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:49 am

Mikey84 wrote:Man comes home & catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus said , 'fucking carry on like that pal and u wont have any mates left.