Mexican Words Of The Day

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The teacher told Pepito to use the Following words in a sentence:



1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.




2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.




3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read,

So I, shoulder.



4. * Texas *

When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece,then che got herpes.




6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife , but che said chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair



10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair, so I had to pick the bishop.




13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.



14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?

muy gracioso

que??? dont get the 'body wash' one.... & i'm spanish ...

que??? dont get the 'body wash' one.... & i'm spanish ...

Nobody Watch My Kids

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece,then che got herpes.


7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

HAHAHAHAHA What a bloody pisser!

got it, gracias Seiko!!

they're all classic, my fave: harassment

got it, gracias Seiko!!

they're all classic, my fave: harassment

I'm always saying that to my missus.........