Two KIWI beggars...

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Two KIWI beggars...

Postby kaneg » Sun May 16, 2010 8:37 am

Bruce and Trevor are 2 Kiwi beggars.

They beg in different areas of Bondi.

Bruce begs just as long as Trevor but only collects $2 to $3 every day.

Trevor brings home a suitcase full of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,

Lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Bruce says to Trevor 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a

Suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'

Trevor says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Bruce's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Trevor says 'No wonder you only get $2 - $3.

Bruce says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Trevor shows Bruce his sign ....

It reads, 'I only need another $10 to move back to New Zealand ..’

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Re: Two KIWI beggars...

Postby robracer » Sun May 16, 2010 11:59 am

:lol: not the ending I expected....... nice one Pete :P
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Re: Two KIWI beggars...

Postby smithy5 » Sun May 16, 2010 5:43 pm

Nice one.......... where do I send my $10 dollars ;)
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