This is why you don't ride naked...(NWS)

Dickhead...

Mick

"Man I just wadded my shit up like a dumbarse" He is the king of the dumnbarses

I think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).

I think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).

Isn't he the bloke out of that photo where he is riding across the bike???

His name was Rollie Free and yeah, he was the one who stretched out flat along the bike

Yeah, Rolly Free, well at least I was close. I think I got Jim Beam right.

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Natural selection at it's finest...

Haha, thats how he rolls! One layer off at a time!

what a nob.

how did he go over the bars...

pretty funny though.

whats a good analogy... Public enemy; bum rAsh the Show

Wouldn't wat to be pillion....would have worn his ass for a hat.....

I think the king of stupid is a man named Paul Rolly, (I think I spelled that right), who in the 1950's was trying to set a land speed record on a Triumph motorcylce at Bonneville Salt Flats here in Utah, U.S.A. He, however could not get quite enough speed so in the interest of aero dynamics removed all his clothes except for his underpants and managed a land speed record of 150 plus MPH. Lucky for him he didn't crash but can you imagine how intercoursed up he would have been landing on salt, (ouch) almost naked at 150 MPH. Makes me want a Jim Beam just thinking about it. I guess the moral to this storey is that if you want stupid the U.S, is the undisputed leader. (At least we are good at something).

Isn't he the bloke out of that photo where he is riding across the bike???