Bucks Nights: What do they entail?

I suppose it depends on your mates but I have never been to one and my own bucks night is tomorrow. Actually, i'm a bit worried what my mates have in store for me. I'm heading into the city.. could be messy.

If I get through the night without being handcuffed, spiked rohypnol or a special order fatagram i'll be happy.

Anyone have any stories?

Cheers.

Stay at home tucked up in bed.......... you could end up in a right mess
My 2 were absolute rip snorters involving copious amounts of grog from pub cRaWls..... talk about shit faced, the best bit is not remembering a thing

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If I get through the night without being handcuffed, spiked rohypnol or a special order fatagram i'll be happy.
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that all...???? sheesh
you have left out the whiskey with beer chasers and the vomitorium
the porn, chasing a stripper around ( or you trying to run away from sex acts...beware the zuccini)
the free tatts (ya mates are generous i hope) the pics ...the arrest


oh and thats about half the stories I have seen/organised

I don't care for tatts much at all. I am quite partial to a drink though.

Robracer, a mess I probably will be. I just have to be straight enough to tell the difference between a spiked drink and a normal drink.. hmmm.. should be pretty straight forward I think. Running away from a stripper.. depends what she looks like ay

nudity and bondage pretty much somes it up

I've been a part of a few pretty cracking bucks nights. Here's some of the things we did. Some was done to my mates, one or two were at mine.

Roof Surfing on a Datsun 180B down new south head rd from Vaucluse down to Rose bay!!
After aneasthatising (spell) the buck, place in full body cast!!
After making sure the buck won't wake for some time, put him on an interstate train...make sure he has no money and no I.D.!!
A stripper who did the full act with the buck...and I mean full!!
A spa party with 8 hookers!!
Chaining the buck naked to a lamp post!!
Putting the buck in a gimp mask and chains and leading him around all night....we all get drunk, while he watches and gets dragged around and abused!! (Oddly enough, the bloke we did this to seemed OK with it??? I would have punched my mates lights out, but, he seemed happy enough)
Arrange a surprise hooker late in the night!!
Go Karting followed by paintball, followed by a pub crawl!!
A weekend away camping!!
A weekend away riding, drinking, riding, drinking!!

Putting the buck in a gimp mask and chains and leading him around all night....we all get drunk, while he watches and gets dragged around and abused!!

Hell, we do that to Dave at parties all the time!

Putting the buck in a gimp mask and chains and leading him around all night....we all get drunk, while he watches and gets dragged around and abused!!

Hell, we do that to Dave at parties all the time!

Can I come too????

My best piece of advice is simple...

After many beers, whiskys and the like, your best man may buy a bottle of 18 year old single malt, organises everybody a shot and toasts you, some people will either be driving or not like scotch and will add their shot to yours (which should already be at least a double). You are left holding a glass with at least 10 shots in it. Now, here's the bit to aviod - after the toast - don't down it in one it's a waste of good whisky.

Mine was dinner, comedy show, coffee and a viking hat - pretty sedate

I hope your mates aren't reading Strika's post!

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A picture tells a thousand words and make sure nobody has their phones ready for instant uploads

Christ, and its making me feel glad i knew what i wanted to do, and that Red_Dave at least asked me rather than dragging me along to god-knows-what.

Then again paintball then alcohol & bbq = long but freaking awesome day

Strika, i'm glad you are not coming to my bucks!

We have an apartment somewhere in town, so it should be a good night. Tomorrow is off bush to my mates farm for more mayhem

ENTAIL.....i believe some cultures involve ENTRAILS

The last thing I remember from my first bucks night is rolling down a city hill in a shopping trolley covered in golden syrup
Woke up at home black and blue, sticky as fark with my fingers and toes having been nail polished.
Lipstick and makeup too
Great night but