
Gosling1 wrote:Neilp wrote:Hey Gos try watching this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WohRAM4_NQg
No such thing as static electricity on service station forecourts!
So tell all of us uninitiated people why is it that you must fill your bike up while seated??? Is it just that your a lazy fuck or just stupid???
I look forward to the answer, should be good!
Neil
so what does that video have to do with filling up a motorcycle while seated ??I bet you used to pull the wings off flies when you were a kid...
I fill it up while seated, because its a free world and it's my fucking choice how I fill my bike.
Just like it's your choice to continue being a fucktard who lives in the 60's and thinks that static-straps on Goldwings should be fitted at the factory ! So take your old wives tales and jam them up your polyester-protected date.
There has *never* been one single documented example in Australia, of a motorcyclist having his lazy, stupid arse roasted, because he chose to sit on his bike when filling it up.
However, there exists convincing evidence that you remain a massive tool. Keep up the good work.
newzthou wrote:HAHAHAHA!! Just found this thread, what a fucking shitfight in a teacup!! Damn you guys are entertaining!!!
waynemorgan wrote:Most companies have the removal of a motorbike helmet either before filling or entering - usually in the name of staff safety.
Neilp wrote:......... Never mentioned static electricity setting off motorcycle fires.(there are some documented)BUTI did mention having seen videos of fires where the rider was seated on his/her motorcycle where fuel had been spilt, causing the fire.......
neilp wrote:Gos wrote:........they let me sit on the bike to fill up (have done so safely for over 30 years)....
......Safety is obviously a term you use loosely! ever heard of a thing called static electricity (obvoiusly NOT) just because it hasnt happened yet doesnt mean it wont!.....See you on the news sometime maybe!....
Gosling1 wrote:Neilp wrote:......... Never mentioned static electricity setting off motorcycle fires.(there are some documented)BUTI did mention having seen videos of fires where the rider was seated on his/her motorcycle where fuel had been spilt, causing the fire.......
hahaahaha it's like shooting ducks in a barrel with you isn't it mate.........De Nile is not just a river in Egypt apparently....
so you never mentioned anything about static electricity setting off motorcycle fires.......what about this gem you offered, only 1 page ago ?? Have you forgotten already ??![]()
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neilp wrote:Gos wrote:........they let me sit on the bike to fill up (have done so safely for over 30 years)....
......Safety is obviously a term you use loosely! ever heard of a thing called static electricity (obvoiusly NOT) just because it hasnt happened yet doesnt mean it wont!.....See you on the news sometime maybe!....
So when I make a reference to filling up safely while seated, you crack some unsubstantiated bullshit joke about static electricity being a problem , and one day I will be on the news. And then back this up, with a video of some dumb bitch catching fire while filling up at a US servo.....
So what the hell WERE you talking about then, if you were not referring to static electricity causing fires while a rider is seated on his motorcycle - because, according to your (usual) uninformed rubbish, you stated unequivocally that I was in dire trouble, from static electricity no less, of having my nuts roasted if I filled my bike while sitting on it.....
Try reading your own posts first mate. Even if I did dribble a bit of fuel down the tank and onto the boys, its hardly likely that I will die in some massive forecourt conflagration now isn't it ?
Besides which, I had my suspension sorted recently, so the bike is really *balanced* properly, and I actually just roll to a stop and fill the tank without even putting my feet on the deck !!
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Seiko wrote:....Some women prefer roasted nuts anyway Gos....
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