What amuses me more than any discussions about hijabs V helmets .....is the total lack of evidence to prove that the discharge of static electricity while seated on a motorcycle is a likely cause of forecourt fires.........actually, I know why there is no evidence of this. It's because there is no evidence of this. Let me repeat that s-l-o-w-l-y.....there is NO EVIDENCE that remaining seated on a motorcycle, while filling the tank, is likely to cause a fire due to static electricity discharge. None. Not one motorcyclist in Australia has ever been char-grilled from this .
FFS, if this was true, or even had any *remote* possibility of being true, then why the hell aren't cars fitted with sidestands, so they can put the sidestand down when they stop at a bowser, to earth the car out ??? EH ??? Why the HELL NOT ?????
Some of you may remember those old 'static straps' fitted to Dad's Kingswood back in the 60's and 70's. These were required, because the toothless old fogeys who drove them around, wore fuckin' POLYESTER PANTS, and had NYLON SEAT COVERS....so of course very time they slid their sagging arses in and out of the Belmont, they built up a small static charge.
Well thank fuck it's 2009, and most of the world has long ceased wearing polyester pants.........well, most of the world, except perhaps for a small corner of Queensland, who still wear polyester pants AND undies, and continue to believe that static electricity is a safety problem in a petrol station forecourt.
Here's some late-breaking news Neil - as SOON as I stop and put my feet on the ground, and then *grab the pump handle* while still sitting comfortably on my fine Kawasaki motorcycle - every nanovolt of static electricity is safely and immediately discharged. No need for a static strap, either on the car or the bike.
What I really want to know is - what the hell do those bike-riding Muslim chicks do when asked to remove the helmet ??
