SHORT FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end....

or so it seemed....

after all this drinking and farting the guy became very ill and....


is this one of those follow the story threads?

Had to go to the hospitle where he met a gorgeous big busted blond who......

I think it is now!

and he fell in love and asked her to marry him and she said NO and etc,etc,etc,
refer post No. 1

*edit* Remove the asking to marry part, add in booz filled carnal 'relations' = eternally happy man!!!

All good until he becomes 50 overweight, unable to score and lonely.

By which point his married friends' kids have left home, they get to ride motorcycles and still have someone to go home to.

Every coin has two sides

Damn those two sided coins!!!! Damn them!!!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and surfing, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end....

Lucky for him, I said yes. He can't play golf for shit!

Perfect In my book