The Porch
Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:00 am
The Porch
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the
Summer, decided to hire herself out as a ' handy-woman' and started
Canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front
Door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs
For her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he Said.
'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
She would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
Realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
Those dumb blonde jokes.’
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
Coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
It to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the
Summer, decided to hire herself out as a ' handy-woman' and started
Canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front
Door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs
For her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he Said.
'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
She would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
Realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
Those dumb blonde jokes.’
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
Coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
It to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus