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Goose of the Week

Postby Smitty » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:24 am

this weeks winner DEFINITELY is.......


Drunk driver nabbed after smashing into police car near booze bus

Article from:Gareth Trickey The Age August 07, 2009 07:51am

A DRUNK driver was more than three times over the limit when he smashed into a police car parked near a booze bus.
Police said the man was driving along the Princes Hwy when he crashed his car into the traffic stop in Dandenong yesterday about 9.30pm.

The man blew 0.17 when breath tested by police, who also discovered he was driving while unlicenced.
Police are also investigating whether the man was attempting to avoid the booze bus when he hit the parked police car.


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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby seiko1 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:25 pm

How do these dickheads crash when they're drunk?
I actually drive much better when I'm drunk :lol:
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby Smitty » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm

seiko1 wrote:.........
I actually drive much better when I'm drunk :lol:


but how do you know you do...remember you are drunk...
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby seiko1 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:18 pm

Smitty wrote:
seiko1 wrote:.........
I actually drive much better when I'm drunk :lol:


but how do you know you do...remember you are drunk...
:twisted:

Nah!
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby dilligaf » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:36 am

may I nominate an alternate goose

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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby laidback » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:16 pm

All I can say is that some people must come by money easy...Think of all the curves you could attack with that rubber, let alone the time taken to restore your ride.
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby mick_dundee » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:44 pm

dilligaf wrote:may I nominate an alternate goose



Gotta be a caption comp with that video!!!

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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby tim » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:48 pm

I was cringing watching that bike burn :cry: :shock:
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby Slow and wobbly » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:55 pm

Mick Dundee?
Who is this bloody blow in?
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby Ratmick » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:48 pm

Wrong type of fire extinguisher for a petrol fire in the first instance :shock:.

The CO2 ones were a better idea.

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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby mick_dundee » Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:30 am

Slow and wobbly wrote:Mick Dundee?
Who is this bloody blow in?
:D


Just passing saw the light on, well maybe it was fire light I saw.
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby mike-s » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:18 pm

Ratmick wrote:Wrong type of fire extinguisher for a petrol fire in the first instance :shock:.

The CO2 ones were a better idea.

Mick ;)

I know, given they were only using the water based ones to provide lube for the burnout. I was surprised it took that long for the Co2 ones to come out.
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby z900/zx9 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:43 pm

Hows this for Wanker of the week.Today having a conversation about bikes this guy says what do you ride.I reply zx9 his comment Girls bike :shock: So what do you ride ?? He replys R1 with big bang engine,im thinking big bang wanker.But it gets better he tells me hes blown fork seals and screwed head bearings in it already,i look and say well i have replaced 2 fuel pumps and 1 set of head bearings in 148,000 ks.So get a kwaka,Reply yeah i love doing wheelies :roll: im thinking if you did them properly you wouldnt screw your bike.By this time i am walking away and he goes on about tyres Quote i got no wax on my rear tyre ,I keep walking then he blurts out something about some conti tyre thats the ducks guts.I reply starting my bike that as i do 35000ks a year i need something dual compund.But the kicker is when he tells me he got 17,000 ks out of his pilot powers.Hes a ledgeng in his own backyard. ;)
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby tim » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:37 am

put that in the rant thread z900 :twisted:
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Re: Goose of the Week

Postby craig » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:25 pm

Who is this bloody blow in?

FFS the bloke with the black wheels................cheers
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