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Swine Flu 2

Postby seiko1 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:33 pm

Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 22000 volt wire (without a residual current device) on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock:
BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda: Because you are definatly dead.
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby tim » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:02 pm

seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:



unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"

but slightly cooked now

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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby tim » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:12 pm

how have you got the time to think up this stuff man?

ohhh, SEIKO :lol:
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby robracer » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:44 pm

seiko1 wrote:and you place a live 230 volt wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:

I gunna try this arvo, I like a plan ;)
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby seiko1 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:02 pm

tim wrote:
seiko1 wrote:Lets start off by saying I've checked my fact's b4 I have posted (as I did in Swine Flu). :shock:
Here we go y'all (INCLUDES ALL RELIGIONS)
If you are infected with Swine Flu
and you place a live 230 volt (current Voltage supplied to us- checked)
wire on your Tongue and then stick your Toe in a pond, :shock: BINGO Swine Flu Cured MF's :lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:



unless there's an rcd on the line.

and its not a guaranteed kill

then there's always resuscitation if it does stop your heart

all of which still leaves you with "swine flu"


but slightly cooked now

;)


Regulated and Rectified Tim :kuda:
Didn't have to look up RCD either :D
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby Jonno » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:09 pm

:lol:
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby mike-s » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:11 pm

remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!
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Re: Swine Flu 2

Postby seiko1 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:29 am

mike-s wrote:remember seiko, a stopped watch is right twice a day!

Sure is :kuda:
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