Dimentia Test

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Dimentia Test

Postby seiko1 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:09 pm

Dementia Quiz

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....


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Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )




First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?




Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

(scroll down)



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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for the correct answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO!Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!


Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to

redeem yourself:


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple

He opens his mouth and ask for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??

If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!


PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all.
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby dutchy » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:14 pm

seen these before and believe it or not i got most of them correct the first time! (most of them). You'll just have to trust me!!
would i lie? :twisted:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby seiko1 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:27 pm

dutch80au wrote:seen these before and believe it or not i got most of them correct the first time! (most of them). You'll just have to trust me!!
would i lie? :twisted:

Well I'm a bit out of it, but honestly, I think I could trust you because you come accross as a very moral person.
and I luurve you. Uh Oh.....wrong thread :kuda:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby dutchy » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:32 pm

seiko1 wrote:
dutch80au wrote:seen these before and believe it or not i got most of them correct the first time! (most of them). You'll just have to trust me!!
would i lie? :twisted:

Well I'm a bit out of it, but honestly, I think I could trust you because you come accross as a very moral person.
and I luurve you. Uh Oh.....wrong thread :kuda:


:lol: see!!!! i told you all!!!! thats the sort of drunk arsed shit that will continue to appear on that damn "too out of it to post" thread.

and now its spreading!! :shock:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby P4nza » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:56 pm

I hate u seiko... u actually proved to me even more... that in an idiot!! :kuda:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby seiko1 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:42 am

"that in an idiot" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby marksesh » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:10 pm

none right, guess that makes me dumb ass number 1 today... should not have gotten outa bed today.
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby NZthou » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:20 pm

Wone rihgt, so must I is not as dum as I feals hen?

or am I?

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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby zx6rider » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:24 pm

I got 2 right!!! YAY!!!! :lol:
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Re: Dimentia Test

Postby P4nza » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:13 pm

seiko1 wrote:"that in an idiot" :lol: :lol: :lol:


See what i mean? :lol: :lol:
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