and we all know what a load of tree-huggin' latte-sippin' cardigan-wearin' crap it all is......so for those people out there who *really* want to make a statement...have a go at this ya bastards !!
ANTI-EARTH HOUR !!!! SATURDAY 28TH MARCH 2009 .....
Here are some tips about how you can contribute to Anti-Earth Hour :
* Turn on ALL the lights in your house. Every one including the one under the house and in the roof. And the en-suite. And the back verandah.
* That includes the fridge light - leave the door open.
* Make sure you have a big load of washing in the washing machine. Use the h/d cycle.
* Crank up the dishwasher - use the *Really Dirty Fuckin' Dishes' setting ! Its the best for *max* power use.
* Its a good time to cook the Sunday roast as well ! Leave the light on in the stove so you don't burn it.
* Got some emails to send ? Turn that computer on, and all peripherals (External HDD, printer, modem etc) - what about the kids computer ? Homework ??
* That old TV in the main bedroom needs some use - power up ! Don't forget the bedside alarm radio, and any 240v toys you may have
* Of course, its mandatory to have your wide-screen plasma TV, Foxtel, amp and theatre surround systems all running as well. DONT FORGET THESE !!
* Got a bathroom with a Tastic, you spastic ?? Turn the bastard on, all 4 spotlights and the fan !!
* How bad is that stack of yard rubbish ? Its time to burn it off. Extra points for any old car tyres that can also be added to the fire.
* Like most home owners, you probably have some old PVC-plumbing off-cuts under the house. Burn them as well.....its good to clean up around the place.
* Keep the car engine running, and the lights on and the heater on, just in case your house catches fire. Then you can make a safe escape.
DO YOUR PART for the 2009 Anti-Earth Hour Campaign. Its the least you can do for Mother Nature !
You know it makes sense. I'm Sam Kekovich.
