I think ill take my cool 950 to the nearest strippers, that will help to boost the economy

random email wrote:This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a High definition TV set or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
I don't get it. Clearly I'm not a Hard Working Australian Family. My Tax just goes to keep a few fucktards on their arse on the dole for a year.
Slow and wobbly wrote:Donate it to the Liberal party! Take that Kev Ya Muppet!
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