Nice work boys !! this just gets better and better !!

definite contender for Thread of the Year !
Al - glad you found the balls to identify yourself..... Admitting you are an arsehole is the first step in the long road to recovery !!
aaah yes the old 'aircraft kerosine' - you jumped on that like a fat cop on a donut over at Kawiriders as well didn't you ? Even with my explanation of the issue over there, you
still can't get over it ? Get a life. FWIW, my local crew have had a standing joke about *aircraft kero* now for >20 years - but of course you wouldn't know this would you - and no explanation will make a difference - its the *only* thing you can really hang your pissant hat on isn't it !
Talking about tappets - how many pm's did you send the mods there,
demanding apologies from a few members (including myself) because we DARED to disagree with your opinion about tappets ?? That whole thread turned to shit because you carried on like a pork chop - in exactly the same way as you are doing here.........But this place ain't Kawiriders mate - here you actually have to
earn credibility - not just spout off a whole lot of bullshit advice to make yourself sound like a legend.....(and telling this forum that there is not enough oxygen at Charlottes Pass was an *extremely* poor start for your credibility here !

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Why are you simply unable to accept that when you are wrong, you are wrong ?? I did, it was dead easy. You should try it sometime !! Lets start with your classic
"....lets knife-blade the crank journals..."

You idiot !!! You should listen to Isle of Ninja he actually knows what he is talking about when it comes to performance bike motors. Unlike yourself, who is still stuck in the fuckin' 70's with simply a vague knowledge of *go-fast* words that make you
appear to know what you are talking about.......the rest of us here ( who actually live breath eat sleep and shit motorcyles) can see right through your bullshit !!!
But I have to say - for a grumpy old diesel mechanic from Gympie, your ability to use a keyboard and string 2 words together is rather spectacular ! Well done. Now go and have a Bex and long lie down - all this action on the forum must be hell for your angina.
(BTW congratulations on making an old red 6 sing like a bitch in 1974 !! Fantastic work !!

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In what will probably come as a huge surprise to you - I was up at Charlottes Pass a few weeks ago, seemed to be plenty of oxygen up around there !!

and nobody re-jetting their bikes either - even the old Zeddies which were *flying* up on those mountain roads.....
Here's some good advice - Stop taking things so seriously old man. Forums are full of people who are way smarter than you, who have been riding for fucking decades, and who really enjoy getting a rise out of some retarded old spastic who hasn't been inside a flange for 30 fucking years.
For the benefit of all the regular crew here, I have to state that Allan made a
complete tool of himself over at Kawiriders, over several 'mechanical' threads and eventually, he unreservedly apologised to the entire forum for being a fuckwit. Perhaps some pressure was applied by the mods over there ??
He has also accused me (incorrectly, and continues to do so) of doing a whole lot of shit to Brucey's little Ninja - all from the comfort of his toilet seat in Gympie, apparently he could tell how many times the bike was bump-started down Brucey's driveway, what the problems were, and how to fix them. He was wrong on every account, and the little Ninja was fixed pretty easily once it made its way to the 4th.
I honestly believe that Allan has a *real* problem with other people who offer mechanical advice and assistance, as he believes that his opinion and experience in bikes ( and basically any engine ever created on Gods green earth), is not just an 'opinion' , but *The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth* - in other words, disagree with the cranky old cunt, and you will be chased across the ethernet and ridiculed.....maybe it was the fact that people were happy with advice and assistance from someone *other* than Allan, in actually getting a broken bike working again ?? Fucked if I know, but he sure as hell carries on with a whole lot of bullshit about what did and didn't happen to Brucey's bike !! Strika !!!! Its all your fault !!!!!
Its all about 'style' Allan - and you just don't have the style, do ya.......chickenshit......
