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Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby Colette » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:21 pm

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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby binther » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:52 pm

omg thats golden
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby robracer » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby Poyda » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:32 pm

Talk about sucked in
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby Possum » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:58 pm

If it was that easy to land everyone would go fishing ...lol
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby Jennysc » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:07 pm

pmsl, I've just read a few more from that site........ have a look at "Love letters from Dick" it's a crackup. :D
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby tim » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:44 am

haha straight over his head.

It's people like him that fill the internet with forums full of arguments about trivialities and differences of opinion ;)
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby aggerz » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:21 am

hilarious.. well worth the read
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby tim » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:48 pm

Hey Aggerz, your Avatar was on the wall in my LAMS course. The grim reaper represented "CORNERS FOR A MOTORCYCILIST" said somethig like 48% of motorbike fatalaties happen on corners
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby aggerz » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:36 pm

:lol: so the other 52% die on the straights? ... sounds like we need to stick to the corners.. it's safer :lol:
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby ZXR750 » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:44 am

Thanks Collette

I just wasted over an hour reading some of the other stuff form his site. Some of his victims are complete morons.
I will have to go back and read some more later. Thanks again.
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Re: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

Postby seiko1 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:07 pm

This is the best
Might require a few beer's b4 because after 5 beer's I was in tears reading this.
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