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Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby Ratmick » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:09 pm

Not one of our QLD brethren I hope :shock:

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12:20 07Jan09 RTRS-Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit
SYDNEY, Jan 7 (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three
adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and
then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media
reported on Wednesday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like
that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult
sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them
up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner,
who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper
(http://www.cairnspost.com.au).
Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had
taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.
(Reporting by Pauline Askin, Editing by Dean Yates)
((pauline.askin@reuters.com; Reuters Messaging
pauline.askin.reuters.com@reuters.net; +61 2 9373 1800))
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Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby hoffy » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:15 pm

wheres Ponti :shock:

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Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby red_dave » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:23 pm

hoffy wrote:wheres Ponti :shock:

:lol:


Probably trying to make himself more "plastic-like" in appearance... :shock:
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Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby devo » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:01 pm

He'd wanna hope he doesn't gat a Palistinian one , they blow themselves up ..... Boom Boom :roll:
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Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby hoffy » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:43 pm

how true :lol:
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Re: Australian police hunt blow-up doll sex bandit

Postby 6maniac » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:09 pm

It wasn't me.......never been further north than Brisvegas. :roll:

Anyway every blow up doll I've had ended up with a puncture and went down on me ! :cry:














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