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OMFG !!!

Postby Gosling1 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:06 pm

This is what happens when the hotel double books the Bodybuilders and Hairdressers Xmas Party !!

To be avoided at all costs !!!

(what *were* some of these retards thinking ??)

:lol: :lol: :lol:











First cab off the rank is

BLUE STEEL - IF I STARE AT THE CAMERA HARD ENOUGH, MY RETINA'S WILL FALL OUT

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BLUE STEEL CONTINUED - WITH SOME HELP FROM FRANKENSTEIN AND A GAY BLADE

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GEL ME UP ARNIE

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TANNED HEDGEHOGS - LOOKIN' FOR SOME LOVIN'

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JOHNNO - THIS IS WHY YOU MUST STOP WEARING LAVENDER !!!

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WE'RE TOO SEXY - FOR OUR HAIR GEL - NOT !!

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OH NO - IT'S THE MAN-POUT !!

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YET AGAIN !!

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HE STILL THINKS IT LOOKS COOL - WHAT A KNOB-JOCKEY

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BUT WAIT.........THERE'S MORE

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OOMPA LOOMP'AS AND VAMPIRES *CAN* BE FRIENDS

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WARNING - EXTREME TANNING ALERT !!

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HAIR...TOO...HEAVY - CAN'T...HOLD...UP...HEAD

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IS THIS A RECIPE FOR PICKING UP OR WHAT ? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE !!!

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I AM VERY RARELY SPEECHLESS - THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS......

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8-)
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby lifeofcrimeguy » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:21 pm

I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?
See here, young man,
From Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh,
There's none can ride like me.

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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby 6maniac » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:22 pm

Where da fark do ya get 'em, Gos ? new_rofl.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby robracer » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:25 pm

lifeofcrimeguy wrote:I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?

Thats a good thing then ;)
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby bonester » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:08 pm

Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men..... :shock:
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby fadz90 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:14 pm

:lol: :lol: man i think they ahve never heard of the product we like to call sun screen.
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby lifeofcrimeguy » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:29 pm

It was definetely tan in a bottle though. I'm sure they deliberately did that part to look like idiots.
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From Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy's Gap to Castlereagh,
There's none can ride like me.

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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby P4nza » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:36 am

ARGHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSS crybaby2.gif new_blowingup.gif new_microwave.gif
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby the kid » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:32 am

Geez Gos, if you get that bored try this http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/index.php ... =2strokers
Or ring Stace for some cheap phone sex , but just stop looking at eyebrow plucking morons .
Ummmm let me see
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby Black Magic » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:39 am

Now I know why I like bikers........ :roll:

'Life is short- break the rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truely,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And NEVER regret anything that made you smile.'

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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby luis kawi » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:42 am

:lol: totally Ghey
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby Gosling1 » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:19 pm

bonester wrote:Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men..... :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: your arse is safe with me buddy !!

it was an email I got last week......and apparently that little JuniorGuido and his 2 brothers ( the wankers with the 'Man-Pout'), well the little fellah is called Joey Porsche, and is a bit of a legend.......Douchebag.

google Joey Porsche and you'll see the story - he kept the rabid hounds on Advrider amused for several weeks some time ago !!

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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby Tinman » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:39 pm

Don't ppl smile anymore thats some funny sh*t :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby mike-s » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:29 am

Gah, this shit is wrong, totally wrong.
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Re: OMFG !!!

Postby Ratmick » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 am

Some things just can't be unseen...

Mick :shock:
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