Renting V. Owning

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Renting V. Owning

Postby Gosling1 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:19 pm

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.....

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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.....

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Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees...

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby javaman » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:39 pm

aaah... but would Kristen iron his shirt :D
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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby triway » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:48 pm

javaman wrote:aaah... but would Kristen iron his shirt :D

At $4000/hr she damn well better!
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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby hoffy » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:49 pm

Renting has always been the way to go !! :lol:
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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby bonester » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:27 pm

ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),


Damn that's nasty! :shock:

BTW Heather used to be for rent. Maybe that is how Paul started off with her? :o
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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby ZXR750 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:05 am

You forgot that with renting you can always upgrade to a newer better improved model when you like.
Or you can pay a premium for her to bring along a helper.
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Re: Renting V. Owning

Postby Blurr » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:15 pm

bonester wrote:
ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),
. Maybe that is how Paul started off with her? :o


yeah but she was a fixer upper!!!!!!
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