OMFG !!!

This is what happens when the hotel double books the Bodybuilders and Hairdressers Xmas Party !!

To be avoided at all costs !!!

(what *were* some of these retards thinking ??)













First cab off the rank is

BLUE STEEL - IF I STARE AT THE CAMERA HARD ENOUGH, MY RETINA'S WILL FALL OUT




BLUE STEEL CONTINUED - WITH SOME HELP FROM FRANKENSTEIN AND A GAY BLADE




GEL ME UP ARNIE




TANNED HEDGEHOGS - LOOKIN' FOR SOME LOVIN'




JOHNNO - THIS IS WHY YOU MUST STOP WEARING LAVENDER !!!




WE'RE TOO SEXY - FOR OUR HAIR GEL - NOT !!




OH NO - IT'S THE MAN-POUT !!




YET AGAIN !!




HE STILL THINKS IT LOOKS COOL - WHAT A KNOB-JOCKEY




BUT WAIT.........THERE'S MORE




OOMPA LOOMP'AS AND VAMPIRES *CAN* BE FRIENDS




WARNING - EXTREME TANNING ALERT !!




HAIR...TOO...HEAVY - CAN'T...HOLD...UP...HEAD




IS THIS A RECIPE FOR PICKING UP OR WHAT ? HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE !!!




I AM VERY RARELY SPEECHLESS - THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS......

I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?

Where da fark do ya get 'em, Gos ?

I'm sure they weren't thinking much. Didn't you know that hair gel is like arsenic for the brain?

Thats a good thing then

Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men.....

man i think they ahve never heard of the product we like to call sun screen.

It was definetely tan in a bottle though. I'm sure they deliberately did that part to look like idiots.

ARGHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSS

Geez Gos, if you get that bored try this http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/index.php ... =2strokers
Or ring Stace for some cheap phone sex , but just stop looking at eyebrow plucking morons .

Now I know why I like bikers........

totally Ghey

Dude I'm worried about you looking at pics of *GAY* men.....

your arse is safe with me buddy !!

it was an email I got last week......and apparently that little JuniorGuido and his 2 brothers ( the wankers with the 'Man-Pout'), well the little fellah is called Joey Porsche, and is a bit of a legend.......Douchebag.

google Joey Porsche and you'll see the story - he kept the rabid hounds on Advrider amused for several weeks some time ago !!

Don't ppl smile anymore thats some funny sh*t

Gah, this shit is wrong, totally wrong.

Some things just can't be unseen...

Mick