Coming up to the Gold Coast I saw shitloads of road signs, the usual array of roos, koalas, wombats etc, then you come across a sign that reads deer next 5km or some such thing, get past that and you see a road sign warning about horses, then back to roos etc, never saw any elephant signs though

A good mate will bail you out of jail, a true mate will be sitting in the cell next to you saying "Damn, we fucked up!!!"