I always wanted to be a fighter pilot. I had enough model planes strung from the ceiling of my bedroom to give even the most experienced air traffic controller a headache. I was a sergeant in the Air Training Corps. I'd been to the Tindall airforce base for work experience and had applied for a scholarship to the defence force academy.
Then my hormones kicked in and skipping school and having sex was suddenly the most important thing in the world. Went from being a straight A student to failing my final year of school. Couldn't be stuffed going back to finish it.
My second option was to join the Police. Took me 10 years as a networking consultant to do something I actually wanted to do.