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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby red_dave » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:51 pm

Possum wrote:Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid? dontknow.gif


I say it with charm... 5bowtie.gif
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Possum » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:39 pm

red_dave wrote:
Possum wrote:Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid? dontknow.gif


I say it with charm... 5bowtie.gif


:lol: :lol: and ????????
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Ratmick » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:41 pm

Possum wrote:Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid? dontknow.gif
Maybe they don't speed date to do so :shock:.

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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Possum » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:44 pm

Ratmick wrote:
Possum wrote:Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid? dontknow.gif
Maybe they don't speed date to do so :shock:.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You are soooooo funny!!!!!!

Now I'm curious .....then why would they? :?
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby ZXRobyn » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:47 pm

Possum wrote:1 Do you ride?
2 What do you drink?
3 Lets get out of here - :twisted:


mmm, yep... i'm with that, just a slight change for me tho :D
1. Do you ride?
2. What do you ride?
3. What do you drink? ;)
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Possum » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:52 pm

ZXRobyn wrote:
Possum wrote:1 Do you ride?
2 What do you drink?
3 Lets get out of here - :twisted:


mmm, yep... i'm with that, just a slight change for me tho :D
1. Do you ride?
2. What do you ride?
3. What do you drink? ;)


Ok i can compromise!

1.What do you ride?
2.What do you drink?
3.Lets get out of here! angel12.gif
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby 6maniac » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:00 pm

Ok i can compromise!

1.What do you ride?
2.What do you drink?
3.Lets get out of here! angel12.gif[/quote]

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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby kaneg » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:16 pm

Has anyone here done it ???? Be honest now people !!!
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby photomike666 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:18 pm

kaneg wrote:Has anyone here done it ???? Be honest now people !!!


No :lol:
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby red_dave » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:49 pm

kaneg wrote:Has anyone here done it ???? Be honest now people !!!


I'll put my hand up and say yes... I'm not ashamed.!

This girl walked up tome in the pub and offered to buy me a drink.

I told her to fark off in under 2 mins... :lol:
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby kaneg » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:19 am

She wasn't all that much into the chese cake and bit, I take it..... :lol: :lol:
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Action » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:05 pm

red_dave wrote:
kaneg wrote:Has anyone here done it ???? Be honest now people !!!


I'll put my hand up and say yes... I'm not ashamed.!

This girl walked up tome in the pub and offered to buy me a drink.

I told her to fark off in under 2 mins... :lol:


Yeah, and my mum has never forgiven you for it either. 'Very rude young man' I think were her words...
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Black Magic » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:53 am

Never done it, or the 'RSVP' type thing- too afraid of what sort of freaks are out there I guess.

1. Do you ride? (Bikes of course! ;) I always said that someone who didn't ride would NEVER understand my passion.)

2. What was your longest relationship? (If they say 'two weeks' I'm not going there!)

3. Why have you decided to meet people like this?

It could be a bit of fun I guess, but not a true indicator of a person in a few minutes. EG- I am very shy with new people but totally different once I warm to them. I guess maybe you may 'click' with someone though- you know 'lust at first sight'. :D

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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby Possum » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:45 pm

kaneg wrote:Has anyone here done it ???? Be honest now people !!!


Nope.. havnt had the pleasure... be interesting to hear all those pick up lines though :lol: :twisted:
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Re: SPEED DATING.....

Postby kaneg » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:06 pm

1) Have you meet my mate Red Dave? 8)
2) How did that work for you ? ;)
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