Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Stereo » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:11 pm

robracer wrote:ha.... Joy probably told you you had a boy look :shock: I get that all the time


that is EXACTLY what my wife says!
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Possum » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:39 pm

We are not all like that!….Really we’re not…. :twisted:

Many moons ago before the X who batted for the other team (I can relate Ratmick) we were in the shed pottering around and I offered to help with the wiring of a UHF in the ute…no no no…don’t want a girls help crap - next thing I know jumping up and down “something’s got me, something’s bitten me quick quick quick!”… the stupid bastard was standing on the soldering iron! bduh.gif

But if you give it you have to take it …

I was little….My never live down moment was cleaning out the fire place where I put hot coals in a plastic bucket… - the only thing worse than doing it was telling people about…shit!

Valheru70 I have to say the cat thing is gross…no one should put up with that..

Neka - a clean freak? Are you sure your male?? im starting to worry.. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby lifeofcrimeguy » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:08 pm

I'm more worried about his habit of walking in high heels in the middle of the night. Always knew there was something fishy...
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Black Magic » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:17 am

Neka, I think your situation was the reverse of the norm. Isn't it usually the guy who is messy and the girl who is the clean freak? Nice to see a guy who is so fussy about their place.I am pretty fussy about my stuff, and yes leaving drawers open and stuff lying around REALLY gets me upset.

I think that the biggest difference is that men think using a lot of logic and women think using feelings.If my computer hadn't crashed and lost every important thing that I have collected in the last 5 years I would post up the pic of the guys and girls remote control-

The girls had about 40 different buttons on it.....

The guys had two- 'on' and 'off'! :lol:
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Benno » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:52 am

Well, women are kinda dumb when it comes to figuring things out. My ex for example thought if you gave our broken washing machine a "little rest" it'd fix itself and work. All she did was successfully trip our safety switch in the house 5 times in 5 days, despite being told IT WAS F'N BROKEN, DO NOT TOUCH.

She's a very smart girl, but it amazes me how women fail to use logic.


Obviously why men are superior in every way!

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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Mel » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:36 am

Geeez you're brave Benno :shock:

and giving electronic things "a little break" does work! It works on my old retarded computer anyway. It starts playing up, you leave it alone for 15 minutes come back and it's fine so nerrr :P

We use the "boy look" phrase around here (even though it's just me and my sister)... i.e. if it's underneath something else, we won't have found it because we just had a "boy look" :)
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Benno » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:36 am

Yes Mel, but my point is, THAT IS WILL DO IT AGAIN! So obviously it's broken!
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Black Magic » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:49 am

Benno wrote:Yes Mel, but my point is, THAT IS WILL DO IT AGAIN! So obviously it's broken!



Yep, like men- they just keep making the same mistakes in life over and over and over-

they will do it again (rest assured) so they are obviously broken! :lol:

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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Benno » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:00 am

Yeah, we're still paying for our biggest mistake - Letting you out of the kitchen! :lol:
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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Black Magic » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:17 pm

Benno wrote:Yeah, we're still paying for our biggest mistake - Letting you out of the kitchen! :lol:


Ooohh yeah - that WAS a mistake! You can have lots of fun in the kitchen! ;)

Let's hope we NEVER discover the joy of motorbikes!

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Re: Female vs male thinking...how diff. are we?

Postby Possum » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:31 pm

Black Magic wrote:
Benno wrote:Yeah, we're still paying for our biggest mistake - Letting you out of the kitchen! :lol:


Ooohh yeah - that WAS a mistake! You can have lots of fun in the kitchen! ;)

Let's hope we NEVER discover the joy of motorbikes!


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