Your favorite saying..........

Not so much favourites, but a few that I know.

I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

I've seen better looking heads hanging over a trough.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Suck it up princess.

It goes like shit off a shiny shovel.

Handles like a cat on wet tiles.

How about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up.

When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

and some inspirational ones:

A ship in the harbour is a safe ship, but that's not what ships are built for.

There's plenty of room at the top, but not enough room to sit down.

It's better to aim for the stars and miss than to aim for a pile of crap and hit.

Obstacles are those things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.

Nelso -

just heard this one from my daughter


if a man speaks in the forest but there is no woman to hear him IS HE STILL WRONG

couple of mine..

" im old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a fuck ( or young enough to to do it again)

:if your schizophrenic and you masturbate.. is it actually sex with some one else?

do u hallucinate more than you think.. or do u just think you do..

just heard this one from my daughter


if a man speaks in the forest but there is no woman to hear him IS HE STILL WRONG

solid gold

You're a Twitter.......... is mine
Can be used for anyone or anything......

" Change can come about through the power of many, but only when the many come together to form the invincible - the power of one." Bryce Courtenay.

"I've also worked with some misogynist troglodytes who obviously learned the art of people management from the writings on the wall in their caves."

"There's nothing like experience to upset a theory."

"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence."

"May the best of your past, be the worst of your future."

just heard this one from my daughter


if a man speaks in the forest but there is no woman to hear him IS HE STILL WRONG

Do you really want an answer?

kaneg great post!

Stupid hurts
Fits like a dick in a bucket
If its green treat it mean

And I found these.. short and sweet

·Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle…
·Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. ~Author Unknown – but I bet they rode a ducati!!
·Midnight bugs taste best.
·It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
·Work to ride and ride to work.
·When you're riding lead, don't spit.

My favourite:
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that’s what gets you.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Children ( Husbands, boyfriends etc etc!), you cant live with em, you cant kill em!!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
How many times to I have to flush before you go away?

to all , i can't think of any .

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Well here's a couple of mine;
1. What you want... and what you get!

2. Not just on the 'big jobs'!

3. Good looks catch the eye, but a good personality catches the heart!

4. Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

5. And see sigi.

Oh and my fave...
I'll see ya when I'm look'n at ya!

Oh and my fave...
I'll see ya when I'm look'n at ya!

Not if I see you first. Isn't that the usual reply to these statements?

This one is my own, that I find mainly true in business, but also in life in general:

"when you're not growing, you're shrinking"