Your favorite saying..........

[Burky]

SHIT HAPPENS!!

Don't know where it came from but:

"Shit don't just happen,, Assholes cause it"

[Valheru70]

Here's one,

Ugly people- has a head like a robbers dog.

V

[Burky]

One that was used in the shop I used to work at, she was an old pain in the ass:
She was known as "The Crayfish"

Big fat Ass and a head full of Shit!

[Black Magic]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[plane]

Given the weather conditions here today...

" I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks....

...................... than in the drink with a boat on the rocks!"

Cheers,
Pete

[esie]

Flashheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
- Bells (Blackadder the II)

Do not fear offending anyone. Speak as your mind directs and always act with more courage when the “mammon of unrighteousness” is in question. - Catherine McAuley

[Cougar :)]

I don't like to say no to me!

Skin isn't see through for a reason (commonly used when people talk about insides!)

[Flywheels MC]

At the feast of ego, everyone goes home hungry

It's difficult to make a comeback if you haven't been anywhere

If voting could really change things it would be illegal

Make love, not war. Hell, do both - Get married!

Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity

[SoundGuy]

None are more hopelessly enslaved than
those who falsely believe they are free.

[Gosling1]

the old owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)

He was nicknamed " Chrome " by the mechanics and shop staff.........

ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH



(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial )

[Gosling1]

the old (bald) owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)

He was nicknamed " Mudguard " by the mechanics and shop staff.........

ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH



(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial )

[photomike666]

You'd lose your balls if you didn't have a bag to keep them in

[gigksrc]

Burky I like that one ....

[zbeast]

bucket and swing - put a bucket on her head and swing off the handle.

[snowymountainsmick]

Another from my Grandfather that I forgot:

'Measure as many times as you like, because you only get to cut once.'