Goose of the Week...definitely

Hardest thing I ever carried on a motorcycle was a watermelon between my knees. I couldn't stop to put a foot down or I'd lose the melon so I just crept through the red lights.. Lucky when I reached the barby there were guys there to grab it off me.

saw the link on news.com, got a giggle.

who needs panniers...


i use to carry a carton of beer between my feet on the scooter.. my mate with a GPX stuck a bolognaise baked spud up on his gauge area and road 3km home..

all was good til he went to park and crushed the container.. and had bolognaise sauce everywhere!

stolen off another site-

"what a fucking idiot...i mean seriously..where is his esky?? .. his beer will get warm" or similar....lol


on a side note, jamie use to ride home with a carton on his tank... how else do u get ur beer home??

buy a car....

The dude was interviewed on seven news tonight.
Story goes thus;
He saw an old BBQ in hard rubbish by the side of the road and couldn't let a bargain go by. So he sat it atop the motorcycle climbed in and then asked a passerby to position the grill and hotplates against his chest! and off he goes!
He also displayed how he collected a couch in a similar fashion! Thing was the BBQ is absolutely cactus, has no burners and rightfully belongs at the tip.
Whats more he states he's a Buddhist! WTF do you cook on a BBQ aside from cows?

Good on him . He got it home ok and didn't f$#K up , so whats the problem ? Too much political correctness these days FFS . We have become so constrained by PC /OH&S bullshit that inventiveness has been overengineered out of our minds .
Wonder what Wilber and Orvil 's neighbours used to say ?
We need mad bastards to keep things in perspective !










thats why we have slow and wobbly

The dude was interviewed on seven news tonight.
Story goes thus;
He saw an old BBQ in hard rubbish by the side of the road and couldn't let a bargain go by. So he sat it atop the motorcycle climbed in and then asked a passerby to position the grill and hotplates against his chest! and off he goes!
He also displayed how he collected a couch in a similar fashion! Thing was the BBQ is absolutely cactus, has no burners and rightfully belongs at the tip.
Whats more he states he's a Buddhist! WTF do you cook on a BBQ aside from cows?

It's Hindu's that don't eat cows. As far as I know Buddhists eat everything.

Which reminds me of a joke:
Q: Whats a New Zealand Hindu?

A: It lays eggs bro