Your favorite saying..........

[Black Magic]

Head like a half chewed minty!

Reminds me of my ex's favourite ones for 'less attractive' people-

'A head like a dropped pie'

or

'A head like a smashed crab'

[Benno]

Or a face like a busted fart!

[Strika]

Or a face like a busted fart!

Or this one came to mind...dunno why

Keep it shiny side up!!!!!


More lean than a loan shark!

[MickLC]

My favourite which I have as my screen saver at work...

"I'll start being nicer when you start being smarter"

[Che]

It's not the men in my life but the life in my men (Mae West)

[ZZRCHIKKY]

Will you be my penguin ?

[Che]

I knew I was driving in the country cause I wasn't hitting so many pedestrians...

[6maniac]

1. If it won't fit, use a bigger hammer.
2. I may be pissed, but you're ugly - tomorrow I'll be sober. Apologies to sneakeypete.

[photomike666]

Head like a half chewed minty!

Reminds me of my ex's favourite ones for 'less attractive' people-

'A head like a dropped pie'

or

'A head like a smashed crab'

Or

Managed to hit all of the branches falling out of the ugly tree.

[Damon Z1000]

Story of my life......... If a jobs worth doing, DO IT YOURSELF!

Classic Line.........Face like a bucket o frogs

[Phil]

when i was in the army one of my early platoon sargents hit us with the classic line "men, i want you to be quieter than a mouse pissing into cotton wool"

and as far as the "ugly" ones go - "as ugly as a hat full of arseholes" has got to be a winner

[sneakypete]

[quote="Phil"]when i was in the army one of my early platoon sargents hit us with the classic line "men, i want you to be quieter than a mouse pissing into cotton wool"

quote]

haha phil!! you just reminded me of the sayings when i was in the army:


"shut up, or i will gouge out your eyeballs, skull-fuck you and give you a brain child"

"you climb obstacles the way old people fuck!!"

when they finished teaching us something they always said: "you got all that? its a piece of training to a pissed digger"

[Flywheels MC]

'If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got'

'Has a face like a smacked arse'

'Got a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp'

'Got a face like a fire-damaged lego man'

'Don't sweat the small stuff and remember, it's all small stuff'

'When a wise man senses the winds of change he does not build a wind-break, he builds a windmill'

[gigksrc]

my dad's favourite was - you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag

I also like the atheists head stone - here lies (insert dead gits name) all dressed up & nowhere to go .

I don't have hobbies only vices.

[zxnator]

head like a smashed crab
head looks like it cought fire and got put out with a bike chain
3 8's are fugg all
what ! are you a fuggn detective
i dont know man! i just got here myself
it handles like a plate of spagetti
dr shnnider wants it broken in, not broken
dose it come in mens
would you like tea and biscuits with that
how about a lazy 5 AND a smack in the mouth

here's a few you can use for all occasions.