Your favorite saying..........

"the ugly ones are practice"

"Goes off like a frog in a sock"

"More pull than a 16 year old"

"Wouldn't pull your brother off your sister"

"Couldn't ride out of sight on a dark night"

"the ugly ones are practice"

i love that one...

'Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination are omnipotent. '
(John) Calvin Coolidge


And one that I have repeated more times than I care to remember in the last year-

'What lies behind us and what lies before us
Are small matters
Compared to what lies within us.'
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"anybody can do the pretty ones'"
"do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"
"a closed mouth gathers no foot"
"i may be fat, but you're ugly...and i can diet"
"when you cannot get a compliment in any other way,pay yourself one" - mark twain

No such things as problems, only opportunities to find solutions.

No such things as problems, only opportunities to find solutions.

The only people who haven't got problems are the dead ones > the more problems you have, the more alive you are

"If you prepare yourself for the worst, the best always happens"

"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed.....
They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats."
B. C. Forbes

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

"War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent."

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."

My fave is something along these lines:


Go and give yourself an uppercut!

If it aint broke, fix it until it is..

"reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency"

"Don't Get Mad, Get Everything" (Ivana Trump)

"Light travels faster then sound. That's why people seem bright until you hear them speak"

"Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lay down until it goes away"

"How about a big glass of quick set cement so you can harden the fark up"

"Harden up Princess"

I forgot one! DAMN IT! AND ITS MY FAV!

"Who took the Jam Outta your donut?"

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional

Just had a memory jog and thought of a couple more!

Head like a half chewed minty!

Good from far...but far from good!

Tighten till it strips....then back it off half a turn!

Tuned it to a standstill!