help! Ideas needed....

Hey fuckers !

I might be a soy latte sipping queer, but I am certainly NOT a Vegan !

What the fuck is this all about anyway ? HTFU and go to the pub and sink piss say !

" I'll have a half shot, soy light, decaf, no sugar please"
" Certainly. Heres a glass of hot water. Would you like me to chill it for you?"

Kind of pointless like a bucks night without masculine misadventures.
Harden The Fuck Up indeed!

And not even a mention of scones, Hoffy.

Best one I ever went to went something like this...

10am cooked breakfast at grooms house, with a beer.

11am pub opened, better go for beer.

12pm swinning (not sure why this happened, but we got thrown out)

1pm back to the pub & lunch - with beer

2pm Quazer - also known as Lazer quest. Think paint ball with lazers.

3pm start pub crawl - min 1 pint in each pub

7pm chinese restaurant for sit down meal. There were 22 of us, and the bar bill was more than twice the food bill.

Quick pint in another pub and off to the night club.

usual antics in night club, played pullapig, etc

Got 'pulled over' by Mr Pold whilst walking back to the grooms house

Opened Whiskey at grooms house somewhere around 4am

Took a while to sober up after that one

Stockton dunes.... go quad biking..

http://www.quadbikeking.com.au/

WTF are "renters"? Please explain this term.


I did not have anything to do with leaving out paintball, etc. That was decided by the groomsmen at their suit fitting last week.

These are not the sort of guys who drink wine. These are surfie, beachbum, pisshead brickies and labourers. The Honda Riders brother is the groom.

So far quad biking is good, I suggested indoor rock climbing. Go Karts were vetoed by the HR as he gets motion sick, as was sky diving. There will be about 25 guys.

Kind of like Mike, one of the better ones I went to involved going to Laserzone, go-karting, pub, driving range, pub, cook-your-own-steak-at-pub, playing pool, finding out the groom-to-be must've cooked a "chuck" steak, brawl breaking out in pub with the cops turning up while we were having a billy in the car out the front, getting home some time in the morning and waiting an hour before even attempting to try to open the front door

are "renters" hookers ?

The afternoon could be spent getting senseless tatoos followed by the dog fights whilst sinking copius ammounts of BEER!

are "renters" hookers ?

Renters are Hookers...yes.

Why do people seem to think that a "bucks' party" suddenly means partners of those involved will suddenly accept behaviour that normally warrants a death sentence? (ie. hookers?) Only if the HR wants to lose half of everything he owns , and the groom wants to be castrated.

Why do people seem to think that a "bucks' party" suddenly means partners of those involved will suddenly accept behaviour that normally warrants a death sentence? (ie. hookers?) Only if the HR wants to lose half of everything he owns , and the groom wants to be castrated.

Fine, replace hookers with strippers - he need to get used to looking but not touching.

Why do people seem to think that a "bucks' party" suddenly means partners of those involved will suddenly accept behaviour that normally warrants a death sentence? (ie. hookers?) Only if the HR wants to lose half of everything he owns , and the groom wants to be castrated.

cos thats how it should damn well be!!

What you don't know, wont hurt you

for a daytime Buck's Party in the Newcastle area, early March.

NOT charter fishing, paintball or go karts. The evening is already organised (BBQ).

Any ideas?

Try playing Jenga......and for every piece you remove, you must have a shot of beer or bourbon.

This is the most under-rated game when it invoves alcohol....fantastic fun.

for a daytime Buck's Party in the Newcastle area, early March.

NOT charter fishing, paintball or go karts. The evening is already organised (BBQ).

Any ideas?

Try playing Jenga......and for every piece you remove, you must have a shot of beer or bourbon.

This is the most under-rated game when it invoves alcohol....fantastic fun.

mate ANY game is better when it involves alcohol!!