What They Would REALLY Look Like.....

......IF they weren't Famous !!

Cameron Diaz



Jennifer Aniston



Jessica Simpson



J-Lo and Marc Antony



Johhny Depp



Nicole Kidman



Pamela Anderson



The Beckhams



Tom Cruise

So fame has done nuthin' fer Tom Cruise then?

that's just.....disturbing...

Not for the celebs, the amount of spare time people have

for all the effort they put in, they could at least straighten some of the faces out as they look pretty skewed (i.e. the cameron diaz one)

...look pretty skewed (i.e. the cameron diaz one)

Must have been having a bit of an each way, it could be Calista Flockhart after a good feed.

So fame has done nuthin' fer Tom Cruise then?

totally agree....

Having seen Victoria Beckham in the flesh (was standing next to her at Pall Mall in London) she is very normal looking. She gave birth to Roman the next week after I saw her. She musta gone on one hell of a diet since too.