What did they call you at school?

I don't know what made me think of this, but remember when you were at school and kids would try and make fun of each other's surnames?

My last name is Baker and the best they could come up with was "Bake me a cake, Baker"
I always told them that was a pretty lame attempt...hehe anyway, do you have any stories from your school days? Doesn't have to be your name, could be someone else's you poked fun at

Surname is Young.
Was called 'youngie' or 'oldie'.
Nothing particularly interesting.
ty

I thought kids were supposed to be inventive?

My surname is Nash and the only one I ever got was "nashed potatoes"...

kids ...can be very unadventurous

Smith = Smitty (how original but I still am)
or
Zac ( 60s TV fans will work that one out )



cheers
Smitty

well my last name is
Watt. so my names were all funny..

huh?
Wattie
Watt
Twat (i like that one)
Spottie Wattie (i had lots of freckls)
Aussie Wattie
What the?
What is he up to now?
My parents actually nicknamed me "i want"
my brother calls me boofhead...


oh and i get all the jokes about "whats your last name?"

well my last name is
Watt. so my names were all funny..

huh?
Wattie
Watt
Twat (i like that one)
Spottie Wattie (i had lots of freckls)
Aussie Wattie
What the?
What is he up to now?
My parents actually nicknamed me "i want"
my brother calls me boofhead...

oh and i get all the jokes about "whats your last name?"

You forgot my personal favourite: cupcake (sorry I couldn't resist! )

well my last name is
Watt. so my names were all funny..

huh?
Wattie
Watt
Twat (i like that one)
Spottie Wattie (i had lots of freckls)
Aussie Wattie
What the?
What is he up to now?
My parents actually nicknamed me "i want"
my brother calls me boofhead...

oh and i get all the jokes about "whats your last name?"

You forgot my personal favourite: cupcake (sorry I couldn't resist! )

ah yes, i almost forgot

well my last name is
Watt. so my names were all funny..

huh?
Wattie
Watt
Twat (i like that one)
Spottie Wattie (i had lots of freckls)
Aussie Wattie
What the?
What is he up to now?
My parents actually nicknamed me "i want"
my brother calls me boofhead...


oh and i get all the jokes about "whats your last name?"

you forgot the one about the steam engine....


Teacher to student (pointing at you)...
'Bloggs...who invented the steam engine..???

Student......"what?"

Teacher to Student
'Correct Bloggs"

oh god..
i was unfortunate with my name and looks.
strawberry blonde hair and freckles got me, "pippy long stockings"

and then the stypical ones which come with kelly
smelly
telly
belly

we wont go to my last name thats just bad..

first names Ken
surnames Ten,
u can imagine my primary school days

Surname Sim:
Simmy
Simbo
Simsy
Simmic
Simbo
and my favourite

Dim Sim.

umm ive been neka since i was 7..... tho before neka set in there were a few others..
neks
necklace
necky

then with a surname like Knight i copped a few of the
"wheres ya horse" ?
"wheres ya armour" ?? ...etc...

as for Watt..i remeber when we were in yr10 english and the teacher was doing a story abt Cathy Watt (olympic cyclist)...and we had her going for a good 10min with the "cathy who" "watt" "what" "watt"?? ...kinda like a "whos on 1st" skit...

i got thrown out of class for that one...

My last name is 'Game'

So I got.

Game-boy
Gayyyyyy-me
Wanna play a game, game?
Monopoly

Aggerz came from a former project manager and it kinda stuck with people, my initials are AG... so it was AGGs.. and then expanded to Aggerz.

I have custom car plates 'AGGERZ'

[quote="Smitty"]kids ...can be very unadventurous

Smith = Smitty (how original but I still am)
or
Zac ( 60s TV fans will work that one out )



warning !!! warning!!! no fan but did watch tv

TANK