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My dad lied to me..

Postby ttc » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:19 pm

He said that if we dug a hole through the centre of the earth we'd end up in china.. but it's the North Atlantic!

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?ie=UTF-8 ... &tab=wl&q=

click on my maps, and then dig a hole through the centre of the earth :D
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby kellz » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:11 pm

hahah thats cool
i could so waste hours on that lol
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby craig » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:47 pm

shit!!! thats ruined it i'll have to tell the kids to stop digging if they see your post ;) :twisted:
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby Lone Wolf » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:20 pm

Keep them digging, they'll become famous for solving the water crisis :lol:
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby mick_dundee » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:42 pm

Punisher wrote:Keep them digging, they'll become famous for solving the water crisis :lol:


And if they strike oil you'll be rolling in money, what stock market crash?? :D
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby petro » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:41 pm

He's still right, he just didn't tell you that you would have to swim aswell :twisted:
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby J.B » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:24 pm

Apparently that saying only works if you're in Chile or Argentina
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby kaneg » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:10 pm

In that case don't ask him about the wall in China.......
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby ozx6r » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:45 pm

kaneg wrote:In that case don't ask him about the wall in China.......


every one knows emporer nasi goreng was indonesian and not chinese :)
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby Shaman » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:23 am

The good news is that if you dig straight through New Zealand you'll end up in Spain for some flamenco action.
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Re: My dad lied to me..

Postby Neka79 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:53 pm

Shaman wrote:The good news is that if you dig straight through New Zealand you'll end up in Spain for some flamenco action.

no good to u guys tho.....

flamenco's have wings and would fly away ..unlike sheep..would be a wasted trip!!
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