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urgh, im so pathetic.

Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:28 pm

so i broke or fracured my toe.... not from bikes, but from kicking a door!

i kick stuff all the time, but this time it was fun.

i walked in a door and kicked it, and immediatly was crippled by pain, so i looked down, and i was dribbling blood EVERYWHERE.

the whole bottom of the door had blood all over it, the door frame, jam and floor.

so i ran over the kitchen, to get paper towl, and im leaving this trail of blood as i drag a towl with my other foot, like the hunchback :oops:

wrap it up... and clean up some of the mess.. and just sit there in pain for a while

1 hour later... at about 8:30 i think i passed out, cause i woke up nowish at 10:20 with my mum yellin at me that i had my computer and food sitting on me, and blood everywhere....

and now its wrapped, and splinted, but i cant move it, or feel it at all... apart from the massive pain the rest of the toe is numb.


and if you want some moderate gore... while the would was fresh :x http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/437/ ... rgeou1.jpg

Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:30 pm

Umm why kick shit?? Fair enough if it's a football but walls/doors aren't quite as forgiving and rarely designed to be kicked..

Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:39 pm

it was an accident :oops: im just a numpty :lol: not like im kicking doors on purpose.

Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:42 pm

mick_dundee wrote:Umm why kick shit?? Fair enough if it's a football but walls/doors aren't quite as forgiving and rarely designed to be kicked..


Cause it's better than eating it ? LOL !

Woody

Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:56 pm

Woody69 wrote:
mick_dundee wrote:Umm why kick shit?? Fair enough if it's a football but walls/doors aren't quite as forgiving and rarely designed to be kicked..


Cause it's better than eating it ? LOL !

Woody


Based on Duane's Sig, Stace may disagree! :lol:

Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:00 pm

I think we need to get a new 'shit munching emoticon' LOL !

Woody

Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:11 pm

what did that door ever do to you hey its not like its got sherrin written all over it geees

Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:41 pm

:lol: :lol: Your a nuffy and your poor mum :goodman:

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:47 am

bout 6 month ago i kicked carton of beer that was next to fridge in dislocated my little toe so i am no one 2 laugh, hahaha :)

Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:54 am

my sympathies. I have an impressive collection of bruises from forever walking into things like door jambs, beds, so I cant laugh at your numptiness either :roll:

Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:38 am

busting and breaking toes is very painful, ive broken both my big toes a couple of times each...

Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:10 am

When we were kids, one of my uncles was playing football in the backyard with us and went to give the ball a huge kick, but the ball was right next to a brick pathway...you can guess what happened..

It sounded - and looked - pretty damn painful! I've never seen someone's face go that white before :(

Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:13 pm

Harden the fuck up...

Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:16 pm

mohawk miss wrote:my sympathies. I have an impressive collection of bruises from forever walking into things like door jambs, beds, so I cant laugh at your numptiness either :roll:

Yes, but we can laugh WITH him :lol:.

I dropped a ZZR600 on my foot once and broke my big toe, does that count? 8)

Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:18 pm

icebreaker wrote:Harden the fuck up...


It's only a nasal spray away :lol:
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